Legit Randomness

Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

(via qvert)

lordgroose:

my favorite work memory from this store will always be “hey remember when the subway inside the store closed down and they let me take a bunch of their shit for free and now it lives inside my house?”
my life is a joke

(via milkmaidmilf)

redtextedquotes:

chuckletons:
chuckletons:
chuckletons:
just made the best non-looping gif i think
i said it was non-looping i’m sorry what am i supposed to say!!!!!!!
Everybody looking at this post

(via milkmaidmilf)

everybody-loves-to-eat:

prideknights:

Meet the Queen of Clubs, the bisexual pride knight! Her armor is engraved with floral designs and in her hands she wields a powerful magic sword made from petals! ♣️⚔️

(via sassymajesty)

terribleturtle12:

(via bottom-lexa)

gothgirlflab:

gothgirlflab:
Bein fat is good and normal and its hot and its morally neutral and its the best thing ever and it’s just a way some people exist
Food is good and has no moral alignment and is awesome and is a way to express love and is just a thing we as organisms need

(via churchofyourcurves)